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The Stupid Past, The Stupid Future

I gave up on reading Great Expectations. The sanctimony overcame the quirky humor, and I couldn’t be bothered to keep track of what was going on any more. Now I’m reading Wuthering Heights, mostly because of Hark, a Vagrant. It’s way better, although every single character is totally fucking loathsome. Almost as bad as Austen, in that regard.

Speaking of loathsome, the previously observed race to the bottom of the Facebook-UI-emulation barrel continues apace with Gmail and WordPress’ control panel being the latest things that I use to become completely fucking horrible. It’s enough to make me hope that rich fucks do in the global economy completely so I’ll be too poor to see it get any worse.

November 7th, 2011

Adobe Unblur

So Adobe has unveiled some fancy photo un-bluring technology. This allows you to take a worthless piece of shit, and through the application of substantial complicated computer effort, make it the way it would have been in the first place if you weren’t an idiot. In other words, Adobe has figured out how to apply the release process of Photoshop to your pictures.

October 11th, 2011

Why I Hate My Industry

So Apple has announced a fancy new phone, but it’s not as fancy as people wanted it to be.

From this BBC story, marketing jagoff Gregory Roekens:

But in terms of style, it was underwhelming. People were expecting iPhone 5, but instead it’s almost fixing the weaknesses the previous phones had.

I’m glad that we can all agree that the way forward for tech companies is to follow the worst possible practices in order to impress morons and marketers. Also, Siri is. . . a pretty crazy new feature, and if you’re pshing it because you want a fancier case, you’re a fucking idiot (again.)

October 5th, 2011

As you can see

I managed to add functionality without compromising the anti-design feel. I’m excited.

February 19th, 2009

The Basics

Okay, so this probably isn’t going to last long, but I was fooling around with some theme ideas, and sort of ended up with this and just thought it looked so great. Compared to the garbage I had, or this bullshit that people want money for, it seemed refreshing. Hopefully I can make it more functional without losing that good-ol’-days-y feel.

February 17th, 2009