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Emitter

So I decided that my existing side-projects were all too mercenary and that I needed to do something goofy. The goofy thing I decided to do centers around generating random text using Markov Chains. I’m learning Javscript as I go, and when I was ready to have it generate text from the probability table I wasn’t somewhere where I could connect to the internet, so I didn’t know how to generate random numbers. Just to test the generator I arbitrarily set it to retrieve the first word from the list of possible words. For various implementation reasons, this will give you the input text, unless certain kinds of repetition occurs.

As an input text, I used the last two paragraphs here, because I thought it would be funny, and a little meta. After all this explanation, this will probably be a little disappointing, but the point is I got this:

firstsuccess

and I thought it was totally hilarious.

January 2nd, 2012

The Stupid Past, The Stupid Future

I gave up on reading Great Expectations. The sanctimony overcame the quirky humor, and I couldn’t be bothered to keep track of what was going on any more. Now I’m reading Wuthering Heights, mostly because of Hark, a Vagrant. It’s way better, although every single character is totally fucking loathsome. Almost as bad as Austen, in that regard.

Speaking of loathsome, the previously observed race to the bottom of the Facebook-UI-emulation barrel continues apace with Gmail and WordPress’ control panel being the latest things that I use to become completely fucking horrible. It’s enough to make me hope that rich fucks do in the global economy completely so I’ll be too poor to see it get any worse.

November 7th, 2011

Clamato (not a venerial disease)

bloody

My Drunk Kitchen is great.

September 27th, 2011

As you can see

I managed to add functionality without compromising the anti-design feel. I’m excited.

February 19th, 2009

The Basics

Okay, so this probably isn’t going to last long, but I was fooling around with some theme ideas, and sort of ended up with this and just thought it looked so great. Compared to the garbage I had, or this bullshit that people want money for, it seemed refreshing. Hopefully I can make it more functional without losing that good-ol’-days-y feel.

February 17th, 2009